UK ‘Tis :: September :: 2009
UncategorizedSeptember 24, 2009 4:04 am

I noticed three stupid news in today’s TheStar.

1) Malaysian are brawling against no one on who own the patent right of Hainanese rice chicken

2) A stupid policeman wrongfully shot a foreman who helped arresting an unarmed thief.

3) A stupid Malaysian police force is looking for clue on the investigation of cabinet paper leakage to public. Should they put their full force to investigate the dissapearance of RM12b (RM12,000,000,000) instead?

I for once couldn’t care less if the Mainland Hainanese claim that they own the patent right of the Hainanese Chicken Rice. But our dimwitted ministers, who does not seem to have anything more important in their hand, have been meddling with these petty issues, starting with Tarian Bali etc.

But we must not overlook the second and third news, for both are related to our peacekeeper, Royal Police of Malaysia.

Pointing gun and shooting unarmed criminals is illegal by any international standard. Even a dumbass who does not undergo any legal training should have known about this.

And lastly, it is a well-known fact that distracting public attention from the bigger picture of things is an evergreen tactic of de-bladey-gubermen to cover its back.

UncategorizedSeptember 18, 2009 9:33 am

Eloklah berebut booking club malam.

Club malam ini biasanya adalah tempat manusia berdansa ria, bersuka-suki, minum todi dan menjarjis-jarjis.

Kalau kantoi menjarjis, akan dibuang negara dan diberi kerja besar di US.

Inilah 1Malaysia, semua sama.

Aku suka berdansa, mereka pon suka.
Aku pon minum, mereka pon minum.
Bila lapar aku dan mereka akan makan, biarpun berbeza harga.
Busuknya nyahtinja aku, busuk jualah nyahtinja mereka.
Haringnya titisan ammonia ku, begitu jualah ammonia mereka.
Yang membezakan, hanyalah darjat ciptaan manusia..

 

UncategorizedSeptember 15, 2009 6:58 pm

We had had our Satu Siti concert on the National Day, though nobody knows what is the correlation between Siti and Independence day that necessitate the subsidised Istana Budaya rental and one channel in Astro only to repeat the recording of the concert throughout hari raya.

And now Malaysian will have its own 1Malaysia F1 team in their palate by 2010.

I really am disturbed hearing this announcement made by our dimwitted prime minister.  His reasoning for having this team, which will be partly funded by taxpayers money through investment in Proton, is to give spill-over benefit to the business of Proton, Naza and AirAsia.

I would say that this is a blatant abuse of taxpayers money by the government, which in the first place should be properly channelled to projects that benefited the people, and mind you that Proton, Naza and AirAsia are not people, but 3 large corporations owned by capitalists. Oh Najib, please do not bull us when Khazanah is already in the course of disposing its share in Proton.

It seems that the ever unpopular government does not to care to stay in power in the next general election. I bet if the Pakatan Rakyat win the next general election, the juak-juak would simply create havoc in the country saying that the PR is ‘pemecah perpaduan’ and it’s only the juak-juak that can maintain the unity of the people. What a load of crap! (SB please close your eyes on this!)

I can still remember in an interview with Hassan Merican (check theStar 14/2/09), the Star asked him on the amount of money spent on F1. He said "It does not matter on how much we spent, but a study made by UM revealed that the economy benefited by the amount of RM1.5b during the week of Malaysia F1 in 1999". Hell yes, I am pretty sure that the amount spent is way more than RM1.5b that he declined to reveal the figures.

I personally have no issue that Petronas has its own F1 team, afterall it is just another corporation trying to advertise itself. But for the country of Malaysia to have its own team to help corporations the likes of Naza and AirAsia is pretty bizarre as there are so many people in Malaysia who eat siput babi as a source of protein, and thousands of Malaysian need to face the battle of squeezing themselves in KTM commuter on a daily basis to earn a bit of rezeki for the family.

Time is running out. Please register yourself with SPR to book yourself an electoral voting right. On which party to cast your cross/vote, you decide!

p/s: What a coincidence. An LRT has derailed at Bandaraya station this morning at 8a.m. resulting in thousands of passengers stranded at various LRT stations on their way to work, with no alternative bus being provided. SHAME ON YOU BARISAN NASIONAL. F1 kunun…bangang la juak-juak ni.

 

UncategorizedSeptember 11, 2009 3:21 pm

It has been a very long time since the last time I updated this blog.

Had to mellow down a bit during this fasting month. 

To all visitors, I wish you Selamat Berpuasa, and please increase all your good deeds.

To all of us, especially all leaders, please watch what we said and acted, as our hearing, sight and limbs will be answerable in front of Allah.

And worse, the Lord in the day of judgement wouldn’t even speak to leaders who cheated their own followers. 

And time is running out.

And there are two happiness’ for those who fast, the moment of breaking fast, and the time when they eagerly entering the heaven.

Jemput datang rumah raya nanti..:)

 

UncategorizedSeptember 5, 2009 6:35 am
 
 
Uncategorized 5:47 am

Berikut adalah aksi-aksi lucu barisan pembangkang di negeri-negeri pakatan rakyat

1) Anuar Musa kata ‘beghok’ dan seorang lagi munkee terjerit-jerit dalam DUN Kelantan

2) Khir mencolek kotoran di kuku semasa sesi penggulungan ketika namanya disebut-sebut, dan buat-buat tak dengar

3) Nozula ADUN BN Kelantan bertukar menjadi gedebe samseng menyepak dalam dewan

4) Samseng UMNO di DUN Perak

Ini pula kenangan seorang yang macho berpidato di dewan rakyat, bukannya macam Nazri, Badruldin, Bong Mokhtar, Anuar Musa dan Nozula (Depa ni semua gedebe)

5) Mengitai MP BN dan UMNO yang putar alam.

6) Kenali beliau, Dato Fadzil Noor.

 

UncategorizedSeptember 4, 2009 12:07 am

Please read this poem, by Ishamuddin, Tukartiub

sekali lagi musim perayaan sampai.
sekali lagi akan diadakan kempen
sekali lagi mayat mayat bergelempangan
sekali lagi nasehat demi nasehat muncul

fatwa demi fatwa lahir
cadangan demi cadangan timbul
pandangan meloncat dan mengambur
tentang lesen tak betul
tentang jalan tak lurus
tentang waktu tak tepat

tapi si pembunuh terlepas bagitu sahaja
mayat bergelempangan senapang dan pistol bersepah sepah
tak ada siapa ambil peduli

mayat bergelimpangan
kereta dan motosikal tersadai
kenapa tak tanya mosikal dan kereta
kenapa tak pernah disoal selidik kereta dan motosikal
inilah pembunuh
inilah yang merobek
inilah pemusnah kehidupan

kenapa pistol diharamkan
kenapa senapang di haramkan
siapa lebih banyak membunuh
pistol atau motosikal

kenapa tidak difatwakan
kereta dan motosikal sebagai pembunuh
mana lebih bahaya konsert rock atau motosikal dan kereta

tak sampai diotak
tak terfikir di kepala
sistem pengangkutan awam
tak terbaca terbaca dibuku

kenapa tidak diselirat negara ini dengan jalan kereta api
kenapa tidak dipenuhi jalan dengan bas
kenapa tidak dilingkari kota dengan tram

bukan kerana laju
setiap hari tersangut sangkut
bukan kerana nak cepat
kerana nak jual kereta dan motosikal
konspirasi kaum pemodal
selagi boleh jual – jual
selagi boleh buat duit – buat

-end-

Ada satu lagi sebab: Kerana pemimpin-pemimpin kita bengap dan bebal, pergi melancung negara orang buat benda tak senunuh (i.e. seludup duit Australia berjuta-juta, melawat Disneyland, cari contract oil for food Iraq di New York, menjarjis-jajis di embassy newyork etc).

Bukannya bebal-bebal ni nak belajar dari orang lain..tak payah tengok jauh pon, tengok kotaraya Singapura dan bandingkan dengan Kuala Lumpur, kadang-kadang rasa macam Qutub dan Birmingham Street di India.

 

UncategorizedSeptember 2, 2009 12:15 am

We were superbly angry when a cartoonist insult Nabi SAW.

We were superbly angry when we know that the sausages that we ate were contaminated with pigs’ intestine.

UMNO were superbly angry when a DAP speaker quoted al-Quran (of which his ignorance in quoting the ayaat rightfully should grant him further tarbiyah not anger!)

We were superbly agitated when a convert man was denied Islamic burial ceremony.

Do you think the Hindus would be happy seeing this demontrators spitting and stepping on the cow’s head?

If Malaysia ever become TakBai or Pattani someday, God forbid, I know who to blame, and may Lord give them the adequate balasan, di dunia dan akhirat, for the calamity that they initiated last week.

Satu Malaysia kunun…piiiraaaah.

Mamak aMericana sila bagi komen dari GMPS! Apsal senyap sajor!