UK ‘Tis :: June :: 2009
UncategorizedJune 29, 2009 12:27 am

Juak-juak

After numerous series of ‘liberalisations’, the head of juak-juak yesterday announced a National Scholarship scheme which will purely be awarded based on meritocracy.

Good.

But let us not forget that even without this scholarship, many, if not all of the non-Malaya-origin-people can afford sending their children to overseas for studies, as they are generally more affluent. After all, I have got so many ex-scholarmates who opted to dishonour the 10-year bond and repay the penalty of RM360,000 instead.

And the Malay, being themselves less financially capable (mainly due to the wrong attitute and aptitute, inadequate appropriation of tithe money and the fuc*ed up NEP) will find themselves having less privileges even for sending their children for private tuition.

Let us also not forget that 30% allocation for M&B is not that much considering that the population in this lovely nation clearly shown that Malay and Bumiputra comprises of 60% of the national population.

And the juak-juak under the new regime whose purported onus is to hold the rights of ‘peribumi’ up, has not done its job well but letting itself being squashed to a corner by the non-Malaya-origin people and simply succumbed to their request.

I might be thought of as a shallow-minded-racist here, but if you properly and rationally look at the socio-economy and demography that is naturally inherent in our nation-building process, meritocracy isn’t always be the best parsimonious and prudent solution.

To juak-juak and non-Malaya-origin-people, let us not be too coward and greed, for greed oft loses both itself and friends, and cowardness dulls the edge of leadership prowess.

And juak-juak, being as chauvinist as they have always been, keep on blindly oppressing its rival, failing to see a bigger picture of things. 1Malaysia should have closed the social gap by guaranteeing long term equitable distribution of wealth, but not a short-term merit based distribution, of which in long run will result in a wider disparity among races.

 p/s: Dengue plague gives more death counts to the nation than H1N1. But H1N1 is of more sensation. Any reasoning?

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UncategorizedJune 25, 2009 4:45 pm

Reminds me of someone

 

The uppermost picture reminded me of someone. Teh tarik for the first correct answer!

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Uncategorized 4:42 pm

Cerai berai

Lebih dari tiga suku muka 17 Berita Hairan semalam (24/6) memperihalkan penceraian pasangan Noraniza Idris dan pasangan Jamal Abdillah. On another note, saw a dead human right in a middle of Jln Kuching on my way to the bank this morning. And I notice no car wreck or anything, apart from the naked dead human. What has happened to this lovely country? For details, you might consider buying Metros tomorrow for the news might come out as the headline.

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UncategorizedJune 23, 2009 4:33 pm

Apa dah jadi

 

 

Apa dah jadi pada dunia ini?

Suami perengus membunuh isteri? Abang melempias nafsu pada adik? Hidup penuh dengan material hedonisme? Bagi anak-anak makan duit haramjadah dari hasil rasuah dan putar alam?

Apa sudah jadi?

Perasuah jadi hero? Istana sebesar kerajaan Balqis? Pemimpin mengayakan keluarga? Ulama berdiam durja? Amar munkar nahi maaruf? Ustaz wannabe buat benda tak senonoh?

Apa sudah jadi pada dunia ini?

Isteri nushuz? Suami daiyus? Anak durhaka?

Apa dah jadi pada kekayaan kita?

Kereta Audi dari silver? Sinki dan jamban dari emas? Merc SLR dari titanium? Salji di tengah-tengah gurun? Tugu tinggi di tengah-tengah gurun seumpama piramid? Masjid bertiang seribu jemaah cuma 3 orang? Masjid dah jadi semacam monumen?

Apa dah jadi pada hati kita?

Saudara seagama berlainan negara (30km dari persempadanan) mati ditembak dalam masjid? Rakan-rakan di pulau-pulau Sulu ditekan di sudut ekonomi dan sosial? Rakan-rakan di Somalia terpaksa mencuri dan melanun?

Apa dah jadi pada anak remaja kita?

Masuk UMNO-rempit-team? Hero layar perak masuk Anak Wayang? Jadi anak seni masuk Akademi Fantasia? Penonton terkinja-kinja nonton AF? Teriak tangis tengok peserta AF terkeluar gelanggang? Dapat sokongan mak bapak supaya Jangan Lupa Lirik? Terkincit-kincit menanti giliran uji-bakat Malaysia Idol? Hutang sana sini masuk MLM? Pecah perut tengok Raja Lawak yang tak seberapa lawak?

Apa nak jadi pada mentaliti kita?

Utusan penuh dengan berita kosong? Satu page Berita Hairan penuh dengan berita Pengerusi Proton, AR Badul bercerai? Kosmos muka depan setiap hari ada cerita tahyul? Khutbah yang hambar? theStar yang penuh dengan iklan? Gamaknya 4 digit nombor tikam saja yang pasti 100% sahih dan haq?

Apa dah jadi pada kita?

A BUNCH OF INGRATES, SELFISH, HEDONISTIC DEVOTEES, MATERIALISTS, CORRUPTS, COWARDS, CLOWNS, NEO-ABU-JAHAL, NEO-HINDUN, NEO-PHARAOH, NEO-NAMRUD, HYPOCRITES etc.

Apa orang akan kata pada aku?

Take it easy, jangan emo. Senang-senang kau jadi ahli politik lah!

Apa aku akan jawab?

Biarlah aku seorang yang fikir kekalutan masyarakat yang kelam-kelibut ni, bencikan pemimpin yang perangai melayakkan neraka, cakap, komen dan nasihat pada kawan-kawan dan tulis di blog ni.

Ada orang buat-buat tak tahu, "Bukan masaelah aku" katanya. Nasihat aku pada orang-orang ni, tanamlah rasa benci sikit.

Takut nanti bukan setakat selemah-lemah iman nyawa-nyawa ikan, tapi takdak iman langsung. Hapak dan haprak!

 

 

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UncategorizedJune 21, 2009 11:52 pm

Davidson

A school was closed due to the outbreak of H1N1 virus among the students.

Teachers and students of the said school have been quarantined for one week.

But a minister was pictured inside a class in the school.

Good publicity I must say.

UMNO buat apa? Having JE and H1N1, why not the so called Islam&Malay spearheader minimise the number of pig farm already? Please recall the response by one of the KMs on this.

Reason: For the general public benefit (kemaslahatan umum)

 

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UncategorizedJune 15, 2009 12:54 pm

Whatta difference!

Why people are so damned scared of socialism?

1) In an ideal communist government, those who are found guilty of taking or giving bribery will be hung to death.

2) In an ideal socialist state, national wealth are equally distributed to its citizen. This is totally not good from the perspective of a state with fascism ideology.

3) Ideal socialist ideology never states that close-door economy is the best policy, so long as the external trade bring greater benefit to its people. It is the international sanction that closes its door from trading with these states. On the other hand, corrupted-capitalist will close the door of its trade from competition (i.e. national car, close tender and toll highways) for the benefit of a few.

4) In a socialist state, those who are found disloyal by selling sand, misappropriating national wealth to other countries in a middle of daylight, and simply succumb to foreign persuasion will be humiliated, punished and treated as traitors.

I think the socialist are damn harsh on the many people affected, that this socialist might have scared the shit out of them.

Disclaimer: This article has nothing to do with the recent brouhaha propagated through TV1, TV2, TV3, Bernama TV and Awani.

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Uncategorized 12:34 pm

Lagi kebuduhan juak-juak

Hari ini banyak sekali road block diadakan oleh PDRM, kemungkinan besar atas arahan menteri dalam negeri yang takutkan bayang-bayang sendiri. Ramai rakyat kebanyakan yang terperangkap dalam kesesakan, terlambat ke tempat kerja.

Jalan Loke Yew, Jalan Tun Razak semuanya sesak pagi ini, pagi Isnin, yang juga merupakan hari pertama persekolahan setelah cuti semester pertengahan tahun. Dan hari ini juga adalah hari pertama pembukaan parlimen.

Hari ini juga hari pertama Dato’ Seri Nizar.

Apa masalah yang sampai kerajaan 1-Mesia ni nak kena roadblock jalan-jalan utama ke pusat bandar? Kerajaan dan police dah kena schizophrenia*?

Only a simple sentence that I can utter, "De-bladey-gubermen will surely be ousted in the next general election, once and for all"

And the juak-juak, for at that time, will become a bunch of hooligans, and when the time comes, it’s worth the effort to incinerate them all.

*from wiki,

"…is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Distortions in perception may affect all five senses, including sight, hearing, taste, smell and touch, but most commonly manifest as auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking with significant social or occupational dysfunction."

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UncategorizedJune 9, 2009 11:39 pm

Penipu

Today’s news on 30% increase in bus fare does not surprise me at all, having in the past seen a series of events that the government simply succumbs to the insatiable greed of the capitalists, without even giving a slightest glimpse to the impact on the citizen.

This is a typical zero sum quid pro quo game by the gov, and sadly for more often than not, people will always fall on the losing end of this game.

Previously, during the fuel price hike brouhaha, the ex-PM has guaranteed that the savings of the government subsidies will be used for the improvement of public transportation, of which the deliverables from that sweet talk is yet to be seen, apart from the well publicised series of events of him and his successor taking an LRT ride.

Now that we have moved to another chapter of fuel episode, after 1.5 year of hiatus. The oligarch now has decided to replace ron97 with the lower ron of 95. Yes, both are unleaded, but as ASDA put it, the cheap might comes with reasons.

When vehicles in the Europe does not produce any single black particle from the exhause due to the use of EURO4 diesel and better quality petrol, we in Malaysia is looking for a leeway to downgrade the quality of petrol, as long as it is unleaded. This creative pandang belakang response might be appealing for some, but not for me though.

I must admit, mechanically, that it is a perfect burning of fuel that determines the amount of the combustion waste. But having crap national car all over the place with sub-standard engine, I bet the emission will definitely be worse with RON95. I might be wrong, but this is what my humble reasoning dictates.

Btw, the car has got its new squeaking noise: Literally at the steering whenever I maneuver the car and vibrating side mirror whenever the car is at high speed.

Thanks Proton and de-bladey-gubermen.

p/s: Passing English Language will be made compulsory. MCA and MIC strive for their vernacular school to preserve their own ethnic language. What relevance that the juak-juak has then, apart from letting their nose to be pulled by the capitalist, distributing wealth to the oligarch that be, and putting salt over peoples’ financial wound?

Let’s oust this corrupted capitalist!

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UncategorizedJune 8, 2009 2:29 pm

Kebodohan juak-juak UMNO

Setiap kali pilihanraya kecil akan diadakan, juak-juak menyerlahkan kebodohan mereka yang terlampau. Rakyat diugut, dan disuruh memilih kata dua, menambahkan kekayaan atau kekal dalam kemiskinan. Quid pro quo.

Antara kenyataan juak yang bangang ini adalah dari bekas pensihat bank pusat.

“We will go low profile in our campaign and we want to prove to the voters that we mean business when we said that we want to help them to improve their monthly income."

Tambah beliau, “We want to help the children of those living below the poverty line gain entry into universities and we plan to provide monetary assistance to the underprivileged."

Aik, ni bukan rasuah wangkah? Tu tanggungjawab kerajaan persekutuan ke kerajaan fasis juak-juak?

Atau adakah kerajaan pusat mahu menunggu negeri diambil alih oleh juak-juak dulu baru akan menyalurkan dana kepada kepala-kepala kontraktor juak-juak yang sekarang ini periuk nasi mereka telah dikacau oleh tender terbuka?

I am no racist at all, but at least by definition the fascist will take care of their own race while oppressing others. Wait, what makes juak-juak then if they even oppressed the quarters who do not support them?

Maybe al-khannaas*…

*for definition, please check the meaning of the third last verse, of the last chapter, of the last testament.

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UncategorizedJune 5, 2009 8:40 am

Khutbah.

Khutbah di WP hari ini bertajuk, "Sultan penaung hak asasi rakyat". During the independence day, it was on the sacrifices made by the "pejuang bangsa". Last week, it was on Islamic trades (muamalat), of which 80% of the khutbah is on boycotting Israel food products. It was on chikungunya fever last month when the epidemic was at its peak. It is kind a funny as well to notice the khutbah on environmental awareness drifted to the justification of fuel price hike during the petrol brouhaha few months ago.

I am not surprise at all if someone tell me that he frequently fall asleep during the khutbah. Week after week, my observation and my sound sleep during the khutbah told me that the gist of the khutbah’s text is getting lousy and lousier. Propagation upon propagation was subtly being preached during the khutbah. A verse or two of AL-Quran was included to make it "from the perspective of Islam".

It is fine by me for the Islamic department to set the text on some worldly "matters" from the perspective of Islam as Islam is not all about the hereafter. But having seen the perpetuality of "worldly matters from the perspective of Islam" being preached during the Friday prayer make me wonder on whether the khutbah really meet its purpose and spirit.

Nowadays, majority of the people works 5 days a week from 9a.m. to 6p.m. Going to the mosque during Maghrib Isya is quite impossible, especially for those who stayed somewhere outside Klang Valley. Weekends are spent with family. The only opportunity that they throng to mosque is only on Friday for the khutbah and Friday prayer. And what a disappointment that Friday upon Friday, the khutbah is on the "worldly matters from the perspective of Islam", without touching in depth about the akhirat, the importance of remembrance of death, the importance of frequenting mosque, the significance of cleansing one’s inner self, the import of crying, self recollection and retrospection when we are alone etc.

The khutbah has lost it soul.

 I miss the time when the Ustaz-hand-crafted-khutbah is so touching that the student just do not want the Friday khutbah to end. I long the time when the noon khutbah emotionally touches on our journey to the hereafter, after a long week of study/work. Gone are the days when the khatib speak in a high tone caressing and luring the heart to the reward of genuine and lawful jihaad.

Nevertheless, Alhamdullillah. Apart from the doa of keamanan negara and kesihatan DYMM, at least there are two dua’s for the hereafter.

Oh Lord, don’t you deviate my heart after you had enlightened it, and endow us with your bounty of mercy.

Oh Allah, give us worldly victory, together with the hereafter’s victory, and protect us from the punishment of hellfire.

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