UK ‘Tis :: May :: 2009
UncategorizedMay 31, 2009 11:58 pm

There are three kinds of people that you have to avoid at all cost

1) Drunken Indian,

2) Greedy Chinese, and

3) Mat R&R (Rempit dan Ragut), Mat Pau and Punk head from Kelantan.

It really is worth it to capture and put them together in a small chamber to be gassed: perfect example would be the concentration camp in Auswich.

 

UncategorizedMay 29, 2009 12:12 am

"This is a good opportunity for the people in the constituency (Manek Urai) to get benefits and assistance from the Federal Government" said Kuala Krai juak Division Chief, Datuk Ramzi Abdul Rahman.

Ohoho Mr Najib, on top of the plain-vanilla-daylight-blackmailing statement made by him to the voters, I would like to make a report on this joker who plainly disobeyed 1Malaysia concept.

When you said that every single Malaysian, be it Malay, Indian, Chinese, Kadazans, Bajaus, Bajaus Laut, Dusun, Siam, Dayak, Serani etc, will have an equal right under 1Malaysia, does it include supporters of Pas?

Oh I get the idea. Under 1Malaysia, we can’t deny other races’ rights , but it is permissible to become a fascist* and deny the rights of the supporters of another party of your own religion and race.

I wonder what Pas has done for the past 50 years, that pissed the juak-juak off?

Kawan, ingat ini cerita. Bukan cerita dongeng, bukan cerita tahyul keliwon. Ini kisah sahih, diriwayat turun temurun oleh susur-galur yang berkaliber.

Suatu hari, Nabi menyuruh segerombolan semut dibakar kerana seekor darinya telah menggigit baginda.

Lalu Allah menegur Nabi dengan mewahyukan kepada nabi: "Hanya disebabkan seekor semut mengigitnya, dia memusnahkan suatu umat yang selalu bertasbih." (Hadis diriwayatkan Imam Muslim).

Based on wiki:

Fascism comprises a radical and authoritarian nationalist political ideology[1][2][3][4] and a corporatist economic ideology.[5] Fascists advocate the creation of a single-party state.[6] Fascists believe that nations and/or races are in perpetual conflict whereby only the strong can survive by being healthy, vital, and by asserting themselves in combat against the weak.[7] Fascist governments forbid and suppress criticism and opposition to the government and the fascist movement

UncategorizedMay 24, 2009 5:07 pm

I started smoking when I was a form 2 student. It was during my journey to my friend’s house at Masjid Tanah that I smoke my first Salem. A menthol cigarette that is, which taste awfully bitter and stung my amateur throat like hell upon the very first suction. With all the taiko traits that we can muster (mind that there were two of us) we managed to get the back seat, and as professional as we can pretend, we smoked our first maiden fags into our virgin lung. Thinking the Salem Menthol as the lightest cigarette on earth, we take a deep breath through our mouth with the cig between lips, only to find out that we mightily coughing our bronkiols out. Ha ha.

Smoking on the school compound is a no no, especially for the green lower form students. Unless you have special privilege license that you obtained from your seniors, once found out, you will be bashed and smacked like an ass by the seniors. You will have to be and looks ‘jambu’ to get a senior to take care of your back, and this protection will have to be metaphorically reciprocated by letting yourself to be cuddled and caress by the protector. Paying ufti in the kind of fags is also accepted, so long as the fags is red Dunhill. And for such a price to pay for the stupid privilege, I quit smoking on the school compound altogether, and keep myself vehemently obedient, only to be elected as a prefect during my third year.

And during that second year of mine in that school, apart from God,luckily only 2 souls knew that I smoke. ADJ and me, obviously.

P/s: I am not sure what lesson this article would give, but nevertheless, I beg to every person that knows me his/her forgiveness for any misdeeds that happened between us. I am sorry, for I was too naïve then, and still am.

UncategorizedMay 22, 2009 1:34 am
 
My dad was admitted to Hospital Sultanah Bahiyah Alor Star for rapid eye tumour  surgery, well that’s what the doctor said to us.
 
Exacerbated by diabetes (14.9), he was asked to fast for 1.5 days before the operation. Alhamdulillah everything went well.
 
The younger brother called yesterday informing me that all of a sudden a ‘benjolan’ appear on his neck.
 
Don’t know what lies ahead. 
 
Best thing to do: Doa, and redha.
 
Thanks to HSBAS’s doctors and staffs, for their dedication and effort can only be well-rewarded by Allah.
 
"Is it not that the best gift is the one that you love the most?"
UncategorizedMay 16, 2009 3:22 am

"We will discuss if the other side does not impose any pre-requisite or condition"

Hmm…by saying that, haven’t you set condition already?

"We will discuss if PR follow the rules and respect the democracy spirit"

Hmm…shouldn’t you in the first place topple Nizar in the state assembly through non-confidence power instead of doing the shameless UMNO-coup d’état? Absorbing the 3 stoogers in gerombolan and seizing power without going through the state assembly may be correct from juak-juak UMNOs’ definition of democracy.

"He is the one who started this kind of war with us, so when this happen to us favourably, PR should admit their defeat" said the dim-witted PM relating the Perak controversy with Anwar’s fantasy.

Yes, Anwar might be morally wrong when he tried to allure juak-juak to join PR. But having him started the war in a dirty way, and juak-juak retaliating it with the same tactic does not show any sense of maturity at all, be it the PR or the juak-juak. And the worst part is, the juak-juak once condemned the tactic during the federal takeover brouhaha,  but now when it fell on them favourably, they seem to be forgotten of their own previous outcry. And the juak-juak is no better than an Imam who legalise Zina upon him being seen of doing zina by 4 witnesses, when he previously preached that Zina is haram.

The person that I respected the most in this political calamity: KS. For his integrity, sharpness, and forward looking. He had condemned AI wayyyy before this, when AI started the crossover war that is, that this war is morally wrong, with bad implications that may lies ahead.

And the  political events that happened and will happen, are the calamities, foreseen by KS. Kudos to him, for being right this time around.

UncategorizedMay 11, 2009 11:36 pm

What a shame..BN lost, PR won.

Thank to God, people’s vote prevails and the BN’s fascism (read: the excessive obsession and extreme eagerness to gain and maintain power in an undemocratic and shameless way), has brought them to nowhere. And BN’s relevance, especially the gerombolan is faded day by day.

Gerombolan really has nothing to sell no more. NEP is disappearing through the so called "Liberalisation of certain sector", MARA is losing its allocation as the ministry that governs it was diluted to various other ministries, and the Islam Hadhari has gone down the hill following the imam to Sg Penchala. What an ironic, Al-Arqam pon kat situ dulu.

At the end of the day, who is the one that create havoc in the nation? One minister from Isham’s hometown who claimed himself to be very savvy in constitutional law once gave a crap comment when Nizar brought this case to court "PR has disrespect the RH Sultan by bringing the case to court" Pre-judgement to PR was done way before it is being decided by the court, and this was broadcasted throughout the nation as if PR is the pariah in the nation.

What goes around will surely come around.

Ada kerja kosong kat Pelita Nasi Kandar? NZ?

UncategorizedMay 4, 2009 12:09 am

Please note that this entry should not be construed in anyway as a racist post, as for me, no one to be blamed on anything that happen to any kaum but to point to their own good wicked head.

The neo-classical divide and rule principle in Malaysia

Chinese : Industrialists, Finance, Banking, Illegal farming in CH, AhLong

Indian : Healthcare, Pharmaceutical, Legal

Malay :  Futile industries (Entertainment, king of joke, rempit and drift, drugs abuse, ragut, rompak, watching Academy Fantasia together with its diary all day long, texting votes etc)

Quoting KSW, ‘Mengata rerumput di halaman orang, lelalang di halaman sendiri sudah sampai ke anak tangga’

Thanks to our gerombolan and juak-juak leaders kerana masih tak sedar…