Helicopter tendering process in Malaysia
Somehow the conversation during the Eurocopter tendering process leaked out…tehehe. Please read Eurocopter hanky panky letter here.Tribute to RPK.
Tenderer 1
Interviewer: Your bid is 3 million. How do you justify your tender sum?
Korean tenderer: 1 million for labour, 1 million for materials and 1 million for expenses and a little profit.
Interview: Ok. Thank you. Next!
Tenderer 2
Interviewer: Your bid is 6 million. How do you justify your tender sum?
Japanese tenderer: 2 million for labour, 2 million for materials and 2 million for expenses and a little profit.
Interviewer: Ok. Thank you. Next!
Tenderer 3
Interviewer: Your bid is 9 million. This is way above everyone else. How do you justify your tender sum?
Malaysian tenderer: 3 million for YOU, 3 million for ME, and we get the Eurocopter to do it for 3 million.
Thank UMNO+BN for bestowing Malaysia with many crooked arbitrageurs. Even the Jews couldn’t be better in that sense.

