UK ‘Tis :: July :: 2007
UncategorizedJuly 19, 2007 4:03 am

BABI

For the past three days, one of the issues that occupies 5 minutes of Buletin Utama’s airtime is ‘Penternakan Babi’ .

The wastes and smells from the animals excrement from the ‘kandang’ are so annoying that Mr Karam Singh has to get on the ground and see the problem directly. When asked to the people on how long they have suffered, they said that the problem has been like this for more than a decade.

Where is the ‘pehak berwajib’?

If this is the case, perhaps it would be better off for Mr Karam to be elected as their wakil rakyat in the upcoming election.

When asked about the legal status of the ‘kandang babi’, the KM smilingly replied in Buletin Utama,"All of the kandangs in this area are illegal, and if we want we can always go and confiscate the farm, but due to the POLITICAL reason, we wouldn’t do such a harsh action’

I write the next paragraph in a very super-duper sarcasm and ironic tone:

Oh my Lord…how tolerant those Malay party and people, living with excrement, just to satisfy others appetite….~~ if those Arabs people can learn from our Islam Hadhari, world must be in peace~~

P/s; to Mr Karam Singh, let’s open a new party, namely GREEN PARTY. The British has got one, Malaysian are in need of one….

UncategorizedJuly 17, 2007 4:46 am

Below are some of the experiences of mine during my five hours journey from KL to Sungai Petani.

1000hrs Boarding the Durian Burung double decker bus. I cannot be wrong by saying that it is a very nice and comfortable bus.

1010hrs An Indian mother and her daughter board the very same bus, and they start talking in their mother tongue language. No offence here, I am not racist or whatsoever, just to describe the situation.

1030hrs The bus departs from Puduraya Bus Terminal. The mother and daughter are still talking.

1050hrs The bus enters PLUS highway. This time, the daughter is crying, while the mother is consoling her daughter.

1230hrs A number of bus drivers from the opposite direction give signals of flashing lights, meaning ‘ slow down, there is a police roadblock ahead’. The pair of Indian mother and daughter are talking about the police force, I presume.

1245hrs Going through the traffic roadblock without any problem. ‘They’ are still talking, with the daughter relentlessly keeps on asking her mother, while the mother responses.

1300hrs Road accident - Collision of two lorries. The daughter is crying, while the mother is sleeping.

1315hrs Another road accident, cannot really see what hit what, because the rescue lorries are blocking our view. The daughter is crying, while the mother is sleeping.

1327hrs Break at Bukit Gantang R&R. Pray Zuhur.

1410 We should have depart at 1400hrs, but a man delayed us for another ten minutes.

1415hrs Another road accident - A semi-size lorry loses control, hence skid to the side of the road. The mother has awake, and both of them are now talking.

1430hrs Another road block at Taiping. Thanks to the signals from other drivers, the driver manages to go through the road block. The daughter is sleeping. Shhhh…be silent..

1445hrs Road accident- A car and a motorcycle.

1500hrs Arrive at Butterworth. 

1524hrs Another road accident, this time I just could not be bothered to see what hit what. The mother is advising her daughter to drive carefully in the future.

1545hrs Arrive at Sungai Petani bus station. Alhamdulillah…

mostly throughout the journey: Only a single lane can be used in the PLUS highway due to the road resurfacing. Whats the point of paying a tantamount amount of toll fees, when PLUS don’t even know how to organise their resurfacing works?

Ever wonder why people with money are prepared to pay premium to fly first or business class although they will be touching down at the destination at the very same time with those flying in economy class?

I hope that by sharing my experience, we will not say that people who fly in business and first class  are wasting their money on the perfectly subtitutable product~the flight to the destination. But in fact, flying business or first is totally different from the other one….

UncategorizedJuly 9, 2007 4:17 am

Dulu, orang sibuk dengan pertandingan menyanyi, sampai dikatakan ada sampai lima atau enam pertandingan menyanyi di saluran-saluran televisyen.

Kini, trend hiburan telah beralih ke arah talk show ala-ala Oprah Winfrey talk show, antaranya, Macam-macam Aznil, Tom Tom Bak, Jangan Tidur Lagi, AC di sini, Mila, dan lain-lain lagi yang tidak dapat saya tulih di sini. Yang ditulis di sini pon sudah mencapai angka empat, belom lagi dikira show-show yang tidak tertulis. Yang hairannya, 97% dari penonton adalah orang Melayu. Kita dok huha-huha nak majukan bangsa, tapi kalau sumer dok sibuk g program camtu, alamatnya kita maju dari segi hiburan je laa.

Alahai…

Jom heboh tengah berlangsung di Queensbay Penang. Eloklah tu, bulehlah kita pergi secara berbondong-bondong. Dan kepada sapa2 yang mai tu, singgah-singgah lah rumah aku…meh amik durian dan rambutan…berlambak ni.

Nanti 31 Ogos ada konsert merdeka paling grand sebab ulang tahun kemerdekaan ke 50 Malaysia kat KLCC, jom pergi beramai-ramai. Ramai artis katanya nak datang nyanyi. Kita dok berbelanja berjuta-juta untuk Islam hadhari, tapi kalau semua Melayu yang pergi berhuha-huha tu orang Islam, berjayakah peng-hadhari-an (istihadharah) itu?

Adakah Islam hadhari telah berjaya, dengan artis-artis mengucapkan Alhamdulillah syukur kehadrat Allah ketika memenangi anugerah Berita Harian? Tidakkah kemenangan itu adalah ujian untuk melalaikan mereka lebih jauh?

Dan kita ini telah diberitahu dalam Quran, ‘Sesungguhnya harta kamu dan anak pinak kamu adalah ujian’

Hmm…sebbaiklah Allah bagi kelebihan pada umat ni dengan bala yang tertangguh. Dan sebbaeklah kita ni bukan bangsa terdahulu yang kemusnahannya dibayar cash.

Jom heboh…..